PARENT GUIDE TO JROCK ....
1) Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay,
even though the pics hanging next to their
bed looks like girls.
2) Don't get your kid an English CD for their
birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they
probably won't like it.
3) When they show you a pic of their favorite
singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it
probably isn't.
4) If you walk into the room while they are on
the computer and they minimize the window
instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for
your own protection.
5) Don't be suprised if their total clothing and
make-up style changes
6) If they start speaking a language that is
almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its
called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.
7) Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8) When they start talking about Lucifer, they
aren't worshiping Satan.
9) Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer,
the more pics the fan has, the happier they
will be.
10) Don't be suprised when you can no
longer talk to your child about anything except
Japan.
11) Be prepared to learn more than you ever
had, about something you never wanted to
know about.
12) A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what
you say, nothing can change that.
13) Don't correct them when they spell the
name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how
it's done.
14) When they collect scrap fabrics to make
plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing
voodoo.
15) It doesn't matter that they don't know what
the singers are saying, don't bother arguing
about it.
16) J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow
out of it.
Hehehe.. pasti dah pada baca ya soal ini ^_^, kocak juga hihihihi... tp tetep aja, lebih bagus kalo -terutama buat para bokap- untuk ga ngeliat manusia2 J-rock hahahaha
1) Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay,
even though the pics hanging next to their
bed looks like girls.
2) Don't get your kid an English CD for their
birthday or any other gift giving holiday, they
probably won't like it.
3) When they show you a pic of their favorite
singer, don't instantly assume that it's a girl, it
probably isn't.
4) If you walk into the room while they are on
the computer and they minimize the window
instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for
your own protection.
5) Don't be suprised if their total clothing and
make-up style changes
6) If they start speaking a language that is
almost English, but not quite, don't worry. Its
called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.
7) Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.
8) When they start talking about Lucifer, they
aren't worshiping Satan.
9) Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer,
the more pics the fan has, the happier they
will be.
10) Don't be suprised when you can no
longer talk to your child about anything except
Japan.
11) Be prepared to learn more than you ever
had, about something you never wanted to
know about.
12) A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what
you say, nothing can change that.
13) Don't correct them when they spell the
name "hide" with a lower case h, that's how
it's done.
14) When they collect scrap fabrics to make
plushies, don't worry, they aren't practicing
voodoo.
15) It doesn't matter that they don't know what
the singers are saying, don't bother arguing
about it.
16) J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow
out of it.
Hehehe.. pasti dah pada baca ya soal ini ^_^, kocak juga hihihihi... tp tetep aja, lebih bagus kalo -terutama buat para bokap- untuk ga ngeliat manusia2 J-rock hahahaha
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